harry: haters gonna hate
niall: potatoes gon potate
zayn: connecticuts not a state
louis: i wish i was straight
liam: no spoons on my plate

When someone whispers you a good secret.

thebestlolz:

(Source: maryleggo, via misguidedhipsters)

andromedalogic:

OTPs are so incredibly awkward because you want them to be your children but also be your parents but also you want to see them fuck but then you’re usually attracted to one or both of the people involved so ultimately what the fuck kind of complex is that WHAT HAS FANDOM DONE TO ME

(via evermellarked)

When people talk about Tumblr in public…

(Source: kar-park, via misguidedhipsters)

forgetting your ipod was on blast

(Source: dopest-ethiopian, via panicinmybedroom)

I’m not a morning person

sodamnrelatable:

When my family wakes up they’re all:

When I wake up I’m like:

via sodamnrelatable

(Source: brooklyndreaming)